30 Day Blog Challenge - Day 14
Disgusting things do you do.
[Mike] I'm going to start with things I don't do. I'm not really about bad smells. Not a farter or burper. I shower and brush my teeth and rinse with peroxide often. This was out of necessity when I was a big sweaty, drunk but carried into sobriety. As for gross stuff I do, do.
In my drinking days with my stomach and anxiety, I was prone to puking a lot. I wear "dirty" clothes far longer than I should sometimes. I don't always pay attention to where my toenail clippings go during trims. I use a dental pic to scrape away plaque from my gum line thats about the grossest thing I think.
I guess, other than just being a gross man; I don't have a lot of truly gross things I do. What do you know?
-Mike Olguin
[Crystal] Disgusting?! Me??? Never. I'm perfectly pleasant in every way, 24/7. Just ask my husband. No - never mind, whatever you do please don't ask him! Lol, just kidding!
What I've realized after living with another person for all these years is that the most disgusting thing that I do is pass gas. I thought I tooted a normal amount when I first met Mike, but then he introduced me to the wonderful world of fruits and vegetables! (I honestly had NEVER tried a vegetable from age 0-18 so Mike began cooking with just a few veggies at a time so I could try them and I honestly loved them all and still do!)
So now that fiber has been introduced to my regular diet, I noticed that breaking wind has become a regular occurrence (especially when I'm super comfortable at home or in bed.) This would probably be fine if I had a gassy partner in crime - but he has a magically quiet dariare! What man do you know of that never ever lets one fly unexpectedly? Well you know one now!
So to spite our disgusting differences, we're only human and accept eachothers crazy quirks - even though we poke fun at one another all the time for these "eww-able" offenses!
So if you really love someone let loose and clip, pick, fart and puke away! But someday your significant other might write about it on a public blog! Uh-oh...
Oh well, happy reading,
-Crystal Olguin
Day 14
August 16, 2017
