What you wear to bed? 

[Mike] OOO-la la! 
I'm of the sort that finds active wear even better for the opposite of their intended purpose,  such as sleep. So usually basketball shorts, to alioop into bed, and a comfy t-shirt. I was a big yucky sweaty-guy for some time, so I grew accustomed to always wearing a shirt, out of courtesy to Crystal. 

Since my physique is slightly less offensive now, I have taken to not wearing a shirt to bed occasionally on these hot nights. My favorite jammies (in winter) are comfy flannel pants, and my favorite big shirt. 

Big is an understatement though, comically gargantuan is more cromulent. Ya see, when I was big-bloaty-booze-bag, I asked Crystal for a big shirt to wear to bed. Since she thinks she's some kind of a wise-guy, she got me a size 4X shirt! It was the biggest she could find at WALMART, as a gag. 

I thought it was funny, and while she got a laugh, she also got to enjoy the majestic sight of me going to bed in an indigo t-shirt shaped circus tent. (So attractive.)

This winter, a woolen union suit, complete with fart-flap!

What you wear to bed? 

[Crystal] Just a smile.  

The end.  

Haha - just kidding! My favorite thing to wear is something soft and comfortable. I have these monkey pants that a dear friend got me for Christmas one year and although the colors have faded a bit, the elastic is worn and that initial fleecy softness is gone, they are still my favorites! Especially nice and warm out of the dryer when's they make that crackly sound. Mmm... heaven. 

In my "old age" I love jumping into comfy's right away, sometimes as soon as I get home from work! Luckily, yoga pants and a t-shirt are perfectly acceptable things to wear out these days, just in case I need to run to the grocery store or pharmacy. I haven't ever been "out" in these monkey bottoms, but one day I might get brave and get drive-thru or something wearing them. 

Thanks for reading and nighty-night,

-Mike and Crystal Olguin

August 1, 2017